Game Review: The Shopkeeper

Is it even a game? Check it out on Nouse.

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆

Platform: PC
Release date: Steam on 23rd October
Developer: Verse Publications
Publisher: Mastertronic

The story began

Let’s go shopping!

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Game Review: Runers

I delve deep into dungeons. See it on Nouse.

Game Review: Runers

Rating: ★★☆☆☆
Platform: PC
Release date: Steam on 2nd September
Developer: LGK Games

Publisher: Mastertronic


Click here for what may or may not be free candy

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So I have this idea.

New privately-owned corporations have recently made huge breakthroughs in the hyper-energised laser beam department for tanks. Continue reading

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Air and Dirt

I’d gain
Elemental affluence
If you’d find the time
To make some sense Continue reading

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Game Review: 0RBITALIS

Another review via Nouse, from indie developer Alan Zucconi. From our brief tweeting, he seems like a decent guy, and his game had me hooked like crack for a while…

Game Review: 0RBITALIS

Rating: ★★★☆☆
Platform: PC
Release date: 16th of April (Steam Early Access)
Developer: Alan Zucconi
Publisher: Mastertronic

Image Launch into an absurdly addictive space puzzler.

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Game Review: Family Guy: The Quest for Stuff

Here’s my first game review, published on Nouse at the start of last week. Look to the last paragraph for the TL;DR!

Game Review: Family Guy: The Quest for Stuff

Rating: ★★☆☆☆
Platform: iOS, Android
Release date: 2014
Developer: TinyCo, Inc.

Gimme dat review →

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What I Would Give For Thee

Oh, my love, what I would give for thee;
My life, ’tis said: but then I would be dead
And you would have to find another
To love you instead.
Continue reading

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‘FIFA’s Dark Side’ – My First Newspaper Article

It seems to be a week for firsts over here, and published in the 11th of February issue of Nouse, a student paper at my university, you can read my very first newspaper article. Ooh, interesting.

Very intriguing cartoon commissioned for this one!

Very intriguing cartoon commissioned for this one!

Unleash the Newspapery Goodness →

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‘Two Little Boys’ – My First Short Screenplay

A quick note on screenplay notation: INT = interior, EXT = exterior, V.O. = voiceover, O.S. = off-screen


Small, cosy living room with classic décor. Two brothers, MATTHEW, 9, and ANTHONY, 7, sit on the CARPET by the lit FIREPLACE. Next to the fireplace there is an old CHAIR. They are playing with TOY TRAINS. The adjacent kitchen is visible through a doorway where MOTHER and FATHER can be seen moving about as they prepare dinner. Their idle chatter is heard but unintelligible.

Anthony has made a tiny working circuit of railway. He watches the train go round.

Read the Rest!

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I suppose if someone were to ask my philosophical inclinations, the best I could do would be to explain that I am that rare breed: a nihilist who does not smoke.

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